i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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