I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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