I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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