Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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