Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
honey bunches of taint.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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