If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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