You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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