walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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