Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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