I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize
