Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We left an ass print on the piano.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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