fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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