it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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