everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
is wine microwaveable?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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