like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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