He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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