Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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