i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
