Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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