RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need water and some morals
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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