Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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