Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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