Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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