Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I touched a dick in church today
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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