summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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