i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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