: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
did you just send me my own nude
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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