Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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