i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
and she was petting her beer can
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
