We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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