Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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