i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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