I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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