hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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