It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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