nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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