ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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