where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
third nipple confirmed
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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