im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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