He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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