Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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