Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
