Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My feet surprised me
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