Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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