Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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