We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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