My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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