My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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