I can tuck mytits in my pants
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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