I wanna bring you to show and tell
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
