You made me cry and you don't even care
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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