You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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