at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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