your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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