Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
